Breakfast Club II - Bumped (WTF)

Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...and an athlete... and a basket case... a princess... and a criminal... Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

^classic and cringe-worthy stuff right there. The Breakfast club was one of the first movies I owned when our family got our long-overdue VHS in the late 80's. Although the movie hasn't aged all that well in all aspects, it still remains a classic in it's own right, perhaps the best of the John Hughes 80s-teen-cinema landmarks such as Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, centring around teenage relations and the universal fact that parents and older authority figueras have never understood the youth... If not a classic for the dialugue and storyline, atleast for OG brat packer Molly Ringwald and the soundtrack, plus being a landmark for a cinematic era long lost...

Well, feast your eyes on this one:

Hollywood Reporter has the scoop on a remake of the film that is now in the works! The film will be titled Bumped (WTF) and feature five twenty somethings (WTF) who become stranded at Chicagos O'Hare Airport (WTF) when they are bumped from a flight (WTF). One is a corporate go-getter (WTF), one a flirt (OMG WTF), another a musician (WTF), and so on. They wouldn't normally be friends for reasons that aren't really apparent from the vantage of adulthood..

Writer of the movie Blue Crush - Lizzy Weiss (WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF) is teaming up with two other girls to write the script (WTF).

But seriously, What the fuck?? First of all, if they are doing a REMAKE of the movie, why are they writing a new script, and second, what's up with twnetysomethings stranded at an airport?? The whole premise of the original movie was highschool kids(!) serving out detention at a highschool(!)! OMGWTF!!!

Apparently The Producers and Lizzy Weiss, who considers nothing sacret and worships satan are putting up their own money for the production and will sell it to a studio later, so hopefully it will all go into the shitter, personal bankruptcy and never turn up on any screen near you..