Clan in da Front - Wu-Tang IQ Test

As testified by many a scholar, the GZA is a renowned scientologist as well as a member of Mensa, Prometheus Society and the 1 Percent Club. Having an IQ of 23495842 (he insisted on taking the IQ test over and over until he got a question wrong, but eventually got tired), he can also approach speeds of over 2000 MPH while sitting down and is alledgedly "formin like Voltron".

Feeling the intellectual demise of the blog as of late, i decided, as a sevice to all the aspiring geniuses amongst the readers, to put toghether this Wu-Tang IQ Test. Are you as clever as the RZA, or as creative with problem solving as the GZA.. only one way to find out!

Please note: If you feel you may have an educational problem, a learning disability, or a psychological problem, then you should consult with a professional psychologist or psychiatrist before you take this test. And remember that scoring well on a Wu-Tang IQ test is no automatic guarantee of success in life.

1. A pie can be cut into more than seven pieces by making four diameter cuts. Bobby Steels aspires to:

A. Cut the pie five ways
B. Cut the pie two ways

2. Johnny fucking Blaze feels strongly that:

A. Criminology does pay
B. Criminology does not pay

3. This sequence of four words, "shaolin, swordstyle, osiris, fishscale," corresponds to this sequence of numbers "3, 8, 12, 5."

A. True
B. False

4. U-God was both 3rd highest and 3rd lowest in a game of chessboxing. Who participated in the game?

A. U-God, Masta Killa, Cappadonna, Inspectah Deck
B. U-God, Masta Killa, Cappadonna, Inspectah Deck, The GZA
C. U-God, Masta Killa, Cappadonna, Inspectah Deck, The GZA, The RZA

5. Which one of the following is NOT a favourite past time for The Method Man:

A. "Cutting off you're fucking eyelids and feed you nothing but sleeping pills"
B. "Sewing your asshole closed and feeding you, and feeding you and feeding you"
C. "Be the man whose lonely without you" and/or "walk 500 miles"

6. When Big Baby Jesus is halted by the police, a bag containing WHAT is not likely to be found in his posession:

A. Oatmeal
B. Montana Mishmash
C. Tricks

7. A kilo is a thousand grams, its easy to remember. Tony Starks can measure up two kilos in five minutes. How many Tony Starks will it take to measure up 20 kilos in ten minutes?

A. 3 Tony Starks
B. 5 Tony Starks
C. 7 Tony Starks

8. At the end of a Wu-banquet, all 10 members of the Wu-Tang Clan shake hands with each other. How many handshakes will there be in total?

A. 30
B. 45
C. 50

9. "Can It Be All So Simple"



A. All the lovers I've lost
B. My relatives in Sweden
C. Niggas who do drive-bys

10. Raekwon da Chef is to Making c.r.e.a.m. like ODB is to making:

A. Babies
B. Out
C. Shimmy Shimmy Ya

Please submit your answers in the commentary section for a chance to win an old issue of URB magazine..